August 19, 2001

Although generally there really isn't any coherent continuity to be found in any weekly sequence of Lockhorn panels, you can sort of draw up a loose one for this week thus far. The Lockhorns took a flight on an insane airline to see/ruin a hypnotist show and now they've returned to find all their luggage is missing. All and all, it really was really a perfect Lockhorns vacation. On the brightside, their usual invasive search by airline security will now only be limited to full cavity searches. It's another push.

Official Count:

Leroy - 68
Loretta - 85
Push - 78