Friday, August 21, 2009

August 21, 2009

Since the anniversary of their unholy union would normally be the most unbearably saddest day of the year, the Lockhorns attempt to cheer themselves up by spending the day pretending that they've actually gotten separated. Loretta enjoys the temporary thrill of pretending to be a gay divorcee at home while Leroy temporarily moves out of the house and indulges his inner Oscar Madison by staying at a friend's place. This is really their Christmas and it seems that every year they like to prepare for it sooner and sooner. Push.

Official Count:
Leroy - 69
Loretta - 85
Push - 79

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