Monday, June 29, 2009

June 29, 2009

The Lockhorns demonstrate just how boundlessly perverse their masochism is by attempting the hellish task of going shopping together. How is this even remotely enjoyable for any party? For Loretta, her lone great sanctuary from Leroy is tainted by his antagonistic, doughy presence. For Leroy, he is forced to spend even more time with Loretta in an even more humiliating and emasculating environment. With that said, Leroy seems to be making the best of an insufferable situation by mocking Loretta's overbearing shopping tendencies and generally making life difficult for her. When life hands him lemons, Leroy makes lemonade; bitter, bitter lemonade. The point goes to Leroy.

Official Count:
Leroy - 53
Loretta - 64
Push - 63

1 comment:

  1. I just discovered your blog. It's great, please keep it going. I think Leroy's due for a winning streak.

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