February 7, 2009

Leroy breaks out of his recent slump in a big way by going back to his most dependable source of insults: Loretta's awful cooking. Notice the bold emphasis on the "and" that gives that unexpected turn an extra kick. It may appear that, in the distance, Loretta is blissfully unaware of Leroy's cutting remarks; but we all know she's just maintaining that false smiling facade as to not ruin the occasion. Just under that smile is a seething ball of repressed rage. On the topic of the birthday party, I'm not entirely sure whose birthday it is. Judging by the overall purple decor, it seems likely that it's for Loretta's mute, Prince obsessed, friend. As for the day's point, it goes to Leroy.

Official Count:
Leroy - 11
Loretta - 14
Push - 13