February 14, 2009

You'd think that on Valentine's Day, the most loathsome of holidays for the loveless masses, at least one of the Lockhorns would unleash an extra bitter dose of vitriol. Unfortunately, we're subjected to this rather perplexing comment by Leroy. How exactly does someone go "under the radar"? Then how does someone get them back "on the sonar"? Does Leroy try to avoid Loretta's air and land sensing capabilities by diving under water, only to be foiled by her use of sound propagation? I know there's an insult in there somewhere since Loretta looks displeased (you can really sense the electromagnetic waves emanating from her). I guess Leroy gets a point?

Also, on a side note, it's nice to see that the Lockhorns have at least another couple to have their depressing, gin soaked, rumpus room parties with. However, the awkward position of Loretta's friend's legs in the background make me question if they aren't just mannequins. Now that would be a sad and disturbing Valentine's Day.

Official Count:

Leroy - 13
Loretta - 17
Push - 15