Thursday, November 19, 2009

November 19, 2009

Leroy once again finds himself at Doctor Blog's office explaining the marks left by Loretta's physical abuse. Judging by the menacing stare Loretta is directing towards him, he is obviously being coerced by her into giving a less incriminating reason (excessive church poking) for his multiple bruises and broken ribs under the threat of future severe beatings. Unfortunately for Leroy, his unrepentant misogyny and male chauvinist pride prevents him from going to the authorities and admitting he is a battered husband. On the plus side, if (perhaps when) he finds himself arrested and charged for murdering Loretta, he can raise the battered person defense. Loretta knocks in the point.

Official Count:
Leroy - 103
Loretta - 127
Push - 93

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