October 31, 2009

The Lockhorns decided to celebrate Halloween by attending what they consider to be the most frightening and terrifying of events: a wedding. As usual the Lockhorns contribute to (i.e. ruin) the festivities by dispensing some experienced "marriage advice" to the newly weds which also double as indirect insults about the other Lockhorn. Today, it's Leroy who beats Loretta to the punch by breaking out one of his penal law and marriage analogies to an obviously uninterested groom. I'm thinking it'll probably be easy for the groom to forget everything about guilt and innocence because only the Lockhorns approach marriage as some sort of twisted criminal punishment. Leroy gets the point.

Also, this current wedding appears disturbingly similar to another wedding from July. I'm not about the rule out the possibility that the beady-eyed bride is some sort of black widow murderer with a taste for tall dark haired gentlemen.

Official Count:

Leroy - 94
Loretta - 119
Push - 91