October 28, 2009

Leroy has apparently crossed the line from being comically dim-witted to suffering from severe dementia; a fact that Loretta eagerly points out. It seems that the decades of excessive drinking at parties and malnutrition/poisoning attempts the dinner table have started to take their toll on Leroy's faculties. As Leroy's progressive disorder worsens and he begins to gradually lose his cognitive functions day by day; could this possibly be the opening of a whole new avenue of insults for Loretta to cruelly exploit? We'll have to just eagerly wait and see. For now though, it's Loretta with the point.

Official Count:

Leroy - 93
Loretta - 118
Push - 90