October 21, 2009

Leroy mocks Loretta for tying up the phone with her prolific, uncontrollable gossiping. Oh how I pity the unfortunate soul who is trapped in conversation on the other line. Leroy even brought along an unwitting friend to act as an audience for his ridicule. To Loretta's defense, I'm not sure a vintage, 1970s era, olive green, wall mounted, kitchen phone has a call screening feature. Of course, it just maybe a vintage inspired, modern, wireless phone. I kind of hope it is; the disturbing alternative would mean that Loretta is maniacally talking into an unconnected phone. Leroy gets the point.

Official Count:

Leroy - 92
Loretta - 113
Push - 89