October 6, 2009

For Leroy to start getting back in this race, he needs to step things up like today on the generally under utilized sexist front; there are only so many rotten meals left for Loretta to cook. Along with the revolving cast of cars they drive, it now seems that the Lockhorns also have a complete lack of continuity when it comes to their home televisions. How did Leroy, with his laughably meager salary and shopaholic spouse, ever find the funds to buy a massive, wall sized flat screen that's as tall as Loretta? It almost looks like he's staring at a painting of a beach volleyball player. Whatever the cost may have been, it has already paid for itself by helping getting Leroy a point.

Official Count:

Leroy - 86
Loretta - 107
Push - 86