March 19, 2012

Life Line

Official Count:

Leroy - 28

Loretta - 36

Push - 14

December 19, 2009

For a household that has an unfathomable amount of debt, an abysmal credit score, and little to no earning power, the Lockhorns sure are the target of a lot of telemarketers. It's probably all due to Loretta's constant purchasing and proclivity towards signing up for costly scams. Despite Leroy's most spiteful of efforts, there doesn't seem to be any end in sight between the countless groups of telephone solicitors and the Lockhorns. The endless war rages on, with us the general public being the true casualties. Push.

Official Count:

Leroy - 109

Loretta - 141
Push - 103