October 30, 2009

Leroy and Loretta's humiliating payday ritual continues unabated. I don't even know why Leroy even bothers with bringing home his actual paycheck. He would save himself a lot of biweekly heartache and grief if he just switched to direct deposit. Even better, he could get that direct deposit into a secret personal account. While there would be no guarantee that Loretta wouldn't eventually find the account, it would still be preferable to his current routine of getting ambushed at the door, being belittled about his income, and then helplessly watching your wife recklessly drive off into the night to the local mall to spend all your money. Loretta wins.

Official Count:

Leroy - 93
Loretta - 119
Push - 91