October 22, 2009

Just when we all thought that the Lockhorns' miserable marriage couldn't be anymore devoid of love and happiness, they manage to surprise us further still. In their depressing loveless union, the closest thing the Lockhorns have to mutual affection is their shared dislike of other things; but now it seems that even those shared aversions are starting to conflict. The Lockhorns' relationship is like a burned out star that's collapsing into itself as it becomes this unfathomably dark and infinitely powerful black hole of hate from which no form of love or even mutual agreement can escape. It's a push.

Official Count:

Leroy - 92
Loretta - 113
Push - 90