October 14, 2009

Really Loretta? Did you really need to seek the counsel of a financial advisor to make you realize that you're living beyond your means? This is like going to the doctor to find out what gender you are. Did you ever consider that between Leroy's minimum wage earnings (that you constantly belittle him about) and your daily shopping binges that your household may possibly have been gaining a bit of a deficit? Remember all those depressing evenings at the big old timey table making sad, dark puns about how it seemed like you guys were a few more debt collection letters away from living out the rest of your miserable lives as penniless destitutes on the streets of Levittown? You may want to cut back on a few of those marathon trips to the local mall. It's a push.

Official Count:

Leroy - 89
Loretta - 110
Push - 88