October 16, 2009

It looks like the Lockhorns are at their local car dealer again find a replacement for yet another Loretta totaled auto. Behind them is one of those new freakishly disproportionate red coupes everyone's been talking about. Unfortunately Loretta's plan to kill two birds with one stone (trade in Leroy for a big discount on a new car) has been foiled by a couple of inconvenient facts: it's been two full months since the government "Cash for Clunkers" program was concluded and human beings were never eligible for trade-in under the program. At least Loretta got the opportunity to humiliate Leroy in front of a third party, always the highlight of her day. Loretta gets the point.

Official Count:

Leroy - 90
Loretta - 111
Push - 88