October 7, 2009

For the Lockhorns, trips to the local bank are grim, somber affairs, with every visit leading to an unavoidable reminder of the dire state of their personal finances. To break up the melancholy, Loretta cracks a terribly dated observational humor bit about bank pens that seems straight out out of an early 80s open mike night at the Improv. Not surprisingly, her joke somehow seems to have made everyone even sadder. If Loretta really does have some beef against chained bank pens, perhaps she should switch to TD Bank (formerly Commerce Bank) where the pens have always been free and plentiful. The same however cannot be said about the number of quality insults today's scene, it's a push.

Official Count:

Leroy - 86
Loretta - 107
Push - 87