October 24, 2009

I think it's pretty safe to assume that Leroy didn't forget how to ride a bike. What Leroy did forget however was to check the bike to see if Loretta hadn't sabotaged it before riding it. You would think after decades upon decades of near constant attempts on his life, those sort of safety precautions would be second nature to Leroy by now. It goes to show that in the hostile world of the Lockhorns' marriage one moment of complacency may be your last. One silver lining for Leroy in all this would be that for the rest of his stay in intensive care and for the long painful recovery process he'll get three square meals a day of delicious, non-poisonous, hospital food. Loretta scores the point.

Official Count:

Leroy - 92
Loretta - 115
Push - 90