October 3, 2009

Apparently it was "Bring Your Unhappy, Bald, Middle Aged Husband Day" at the local multiplex. Loretta deftly recognizes the potential for the additional humiliation a public insult with an audience would provide and goes in for the kill. She shatters Leroy's inflated sense of self importance and misguided righteous indignation by coldly making him realize his own hideous hypocrisy. Two hours in a cramped movie theater with the bickering Lockhorns; I'm rating this one R for adult situations, language, and violence...terrible, terrible violence. Loretta takes the point.

Official Count:

Leroy - 85
Loretta - 106
Push - 85