June 9, 2009

The Lockhorns come off as especially old fashioned and out of touch in today's scene. Not only have individual cell phones surpassed home landlines in this country, the National Do Not Call Registry has all but eliminated the annoying dinner time solicitation. Obviously the Lockhorns have yet to get into either of these developments. I think they just recently stopped cracking jokes about the sub par service provided by the neighborhood milkman and the proliferation of commercials during evening radio broadcasts. Give them about 20 years and maybe they'll get around to complaining about all the needless "spam" they're getting in their "e-mail" account. Let's push again.

Official Count:
Leroy - 46
Loretta - 56
Push - 58