June 4, 2009

Having skied exactly once in my life, I had to look up Leroy's terse remark to determine what was going on. I figured it had something to do with drinking and lounging around. It's an unexpectedly cosmopolitan phrase for Leroy to use or know. I mean, how often do you think he uses phrases with an accent outside of "pie à la mode"? I'm going to have to tip this one in Leroy's favor because his happy leisure has greatly disappointed Loretta, who obviously came into the room with the high hopes of seeing Leroy suffer as he painfully tried to exercise on a machine with pedals that are about a third the size of his actual feet. Savor the flavor Leroy, you get the point.

Official Count:
Leroy - 44
Loretta - 55
Push - 56