June 10, 2009

Leroy must be suffering from a temporary delusional episode to think that Loretta won't immediately catch on to his less than subtle poisoning attempt. Has he even considered for a moment that Loretta may become a bit suspicious of the fact that he's actually doing something romantic? As if that wasn't as glaring enough of a red flag; the appearance of Leroy's jagged smile, which only appears when he's ogling bimbos or binge drinking at a neighborhood party, should immediately should set off Loretta's personal suspicions. Leroy should just leave the food poisoning to Loretta and focus on his strengths like making hurtful barbs about Loretta's looks or complaining about the opera. Despite the overall failure, Leroy still gets a point for the effort.

Official Count:
Leroy - 47
Loretta - 56
Push - 58