June 12, 2009

Loretta's comments about Leroy's failed self help attempt reveals the secret of his long personal struggle with adult illiteracy. Props should be given to Loretta for having the foresight to make her cutting remarks within a valid earshot of Leroy. All Leroy can do is put on a desperate farce of literacy by pretending to browse and understand the titles of the books on display. One can only imagine the terrible inner pain and heartbreaking personal shame Leroy feels as Loretta casually mocks his affliction with every random customer that wanders into the Self-Help section. An exceptionally cruel point for Loretta.

Official Count:
Leroy - 47
Loretta - 57
Push - 59