June 28, 2009: Sunday Showdown!

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Clockwise from the bottom left:

• This is about as close as Leroy gets to demonstrating compromise in his marriage. Actually, there's barely even a joke here to work with. Leroy's explanation would seem to indicate he drives at a moderate speed...hilarious. Loretta, once again, shows what a disgusting hypocrite she is by complaining about Leroy's reckless driving despite committing a vehicular homicide just about every time she rushes to the mall. Push.
• It looks like Leroy has finally found a way to keep himself occupied during all those boring theater trips that Loretta forces him to go with. Where exactly is this crazy opera house that contains so many tall, foxy, model types? Unfortunately for Leroy, he'll likely be banned from any future performances when all those offended woman complain to the theater owner about his lecherous ogling. At least he gets a point here.
• Was the lamination done to empathize the chore list to Leroy or to make a point about how Leroy will never do any of the chores listed and that nothing will ever change? Either way, Loretta could have done a lot more housework had she not spent all that time laminating. In addition, she should know better than anyone that Leroy is functionally illiterate. It's close but I'm going to have to call it a push.
• A sharp little zinger by Leroy at the dinner table. You can always count on Leroy to be at his best during meal time. Something about that horrible looking, disgusting, green sludge that Loretta calls dinner just brings out the best in him. Where would he be without those nightly dinners? Leroy goes up two.
• This can either be a comment on Leroy's blithering stupidity and denseness or a scathing indictment on the quality of modern day television. Actually there is a third option; that Leroy is so immobilized by his current attack of severe depression that he can't be bothered to stop watching snow. I'm going to go with the more straightforward reading and say it's Loretta calling Leroy slow. Loretta gets the point but Leroy takes the day 2-1.

Official Count:

Leroy - 52
Loretta - 64
Push - 63