This is quite a diabolical act of spite on the part of Loretta. By setting up a water cooler, awkwardly right in the middle of their living room, Loretta is attempting to blur the line between home and work for Leroy. For decades, work and home were two awful but distinct periods of torture for him. Loretta appears to be trying to forcibly combine work and home into one unspeakable double horror; a nightmare landscape that combines the soul crushing monotony of work with the domestic torment of being at home with Loretta. Eventually she'll replace all the home furnishings with office furniture, set up rows of cubicles in the hall, strip the kitchen into a break room. stock the linen closet with office supplies, and put a copier in their bedroom. It will be at this point that Leroy will truly know what it's like to be in hell. Well played, Loretta, well played. You have more than earned this point.Official Count:
Leroy - 43
Loretta - 55
Push - 56
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