June 15, 2009

Wow, all I've got to say is wow! This is about as close as "The Lockhorns" have come to showing an explicit attempted murder. It's patently obvious that Loretta has switched Leroy's muscle relaxant with some sort of nerve toxin. Look at that gaping smile, the lighted up eyes, that "who me?" look of faux concern; it may as well been a formal confession. Leroy really should have known better than to take any pills around the house without first throughly inspecting it. It's a lesson Leroy will surely remember for next time, if he makes it through the night. Give that woman a point!

Official Count:
Leroy - 48
Loretta - 59
Push - 59