June 6, 2009

I should immediately deduct a point from Leroy just for not wearing a shirt at the beach. At least Loretta has the decency and common courtesy to wear an all black, 1920's style one piece bathing suit/evening dress. Speaking of ogling, does anyone else find it weird that almost every woman on the beach is wearing oversized, round eyeglasses? Is this some sort of beach for myopics? I'm beginning to suspect that Leroy has a bit of an eyeglass fetish. One gigantic bimbo at a party was one thing, but three gigantic bimbos, in revealing bikinis, frolicking in the hot sands, wearing glasses? It's no wonder Leroy is doing his best to subtly hide the excitement in his shorts with his right hand. Now that we've all been scarred for life by that image, let's just quickly give Loretta the point for her comments and try to forget all of this.

Official Count:
Leroy - 45
Loretta - 56
Push - 56