June 1, 2009

As it turns out Leroy is a man of many hidden talents. He is apparently a world class paddle baller; a skill, no doubt, honed from many solitary hours during his sad, friendless childhood. You can tell he's serious about his paddle balling since he uses what appears to be some sort of custom made, "professional" quality paddle with a black ball. I can only assume that strange, uncomfortable look on his face is his closest approximation of a smile. Since no one's getting hurt here, I'm ruling it a push.

Official Count:
Leroy - 43
Loretta - 54
Push - 55