June 23, 2009

Leroy attempts to make a bold step into the 1980s by looking at some of those newfangled "cordless" phones over at the electronics store. The astute salesman, realizing that anything close to a modern cordless phone would just confused and frustrate Leroy, has dug up the oldest, most out of date model he could find from the storeroom. However, despite the salesman's best efforts, Leroy spurns the cinder block sized antique and is wary of whatever pie in the sky technology it uses to "remember" numbers. Better stick to the safety of the cord, Leroy. It's pretty ridiculous how this scene could have been show exactly the same way 25 years ago. Push.

Official Count:

Leroy - 50
Loretta - 63
Push - 61