February 6, 2010

Since this party seems to correspond with the similarly unhappy, yet unclear, birthday party thrown around the same time last year, we finally learn that Leroy's birthday is around sometime in early February. It's nice to know that the Lockhorns' birthdays don't suffer the same inconsistencies as their cars. I don't understand why Loretta is angered by Leroy's reaction. What other possible reaction could she have expected from Leroy after giving him a framed reminder of the worst day of his life as his birthday gift? Wouldn't she have given the same reaction had Leroy (instead of his usual gifts of vacuums and ironing boards) given Loretta the same present? It's Leroy who should be offended by the present, not Loretta. Don't dish out the awful gifts, Loretta, if you can't handle the response. Leroy gets the point.

Official Count:
Leroy - 8
Loretta - 14
Push - 15