February 4, 2010

With the Superbowl on Sunday, it's quite unlikely that Leroy is actually participating in any current fantasy football leagues. Maybe he's just a fantasy football fanatic who is already preparing for next season or maybe he's part of some hardcore simulation league? Either way, this is one source of happiness for Leroy that Loretta is surprisingly allowing. However, she emphatically draws the line at something called "fantasy cheerleaders", which I assume is just her idiosyncratic euphemism for Internet pornography. I am actually going to take Loretta's side on this one; we've all seen the horrors of what happens when Leroy over does it with the virtual smut. Loretta gets the point.

Official Count:
Leroy - 7
Loretta - 13
Push - 15