February 12, 2010

The difficult financial debate today at the big old timey desk is the Lockhorns' attempt at reconciling their cripplingly massive debts with their masochistic addiction to airline travel. It seems that even the Lockhorns are not immune to the harsh economic downturn. It has forced them to consider the possibility of reining in their usually reckless debt accumulation a bit and thus earning less frequent flyer miles. It looks like there will be a few less scenes in the future of them complaining about airport security while gingerly walking away from anther humiliatingly intrusive full cavity security search. Their loss is the world's gain. It's a push.

Official Count:

Leroy - 9
Loretta - 17
Push - 17