Febraury 3, 2010

Today we get a revealing look at Leroy's binary system of coats: black coat for weekend cocktail parties, blue smock and black coat for work. Leroy should have learned the lesson by now that self deprecation will get you absolutely nowhere in the continuing battle of the Lockhorns, especially when it's in front of your significant other. At least when you're being down on yourself sans spouse, the worst (and most) you can get is a harmless push. When you're actually poking fun at yourself in front of your rival spouse, you're opening yourself up to a lot of susceptibility. Luckily, Leroy got away with his self mocking here; but he should be more careful in the future. It's a push.

Official Count:
Leroy - 7
Loretta - 12
Push - 15