February 1, 2010

Ever the diligent company man, Leroy understands that one shouldn't anger the hand that feeds you (or in this case distributes your checks). Then again, why should Leroy even care if he gets on the payroll manager's bad side? He gets paid a pitifully low salary and whatever he makes is immediately snatched up and spent by Loretta. In the end, delaying or mismanaging Leroy's paycheck will have no substantive effect on him. Whether he gets the check on time or not, he's not going to be able to spend his money. It's a push.

Official Count:
Leroy - 7
Loretta - 11
Push - 14