February 27, 2010

Actually, Charles Perrault, the 17th century French author who wrote "Sleeping Beauty" among other classic fairy tales was married at 19; so Leroy's theory is actually incorrect. However, Leroy would have found himself clearly in the right had he stated "whoever wrote 'Sleeping Beauty' must not have had to share a marital bed with an unimaginably hideous spouse whose monstrously ugly appearance, enhanced by her frightening application of cream and curlers, are a nightly source of terrifying nightmares." Despite the slight inaccuracy, Leroy still scores the point.

Official Count:

Leroy - 15
Loretta - 22
Push - 21