February 11, 2010

Dinner time, thick smog billowing from the kitchen, a disheveled Loretta struggling to contain the flames; this should be an absolute slam dunk for Leroy. Unfortunately, he blows his opportunity at a total gimme point by sitting idly by while Loretta directs the scene. What should have been a condemnation of Loretta's inability to handle the basics of cooking with fire, has now turned into a defiant display of Loretta's malicious pyromania. Tried of Leroy's constant criticisms about her cooking, Loretta has taken to spitefully burning down parts of the kitchen when she prepares a meal. It's a daring move and one that earns Loretta the point.

Official Count:

Leroy - 9
Loretta - 17
Push - 16