February 26, 2010

Once again, it takes a truly sick and twisted brand of masochist to be a close friend of the Lockhorns. Aside from the general displeasure of actually speaking to them, there are the frequent invitations to come over solely to act as painfully awkward audiences to their never ending domestic battles. Loretta's dear old purple clad friend finds herself once again caught in the crossfire of another Lockhorn exchange; this time being subjected to a confusing play on a catchphrase that never existed in the first place (seriously what the heck is "can't get through with them" supposed to mean?). Loretta's friend must be in wonderfully exquisite pain. Loretta gets the point.

Official Count:

Leroy - 14
Loretta - 22
Push - 21