September 8, 2009

Leroy's questionable choice in formal wear gets an immediate rebuke (with good cause) by the always fashion conscious Loretta. You'd think that after decades upon decades of criticism, Leroy would develop some sort of rudimentary sense of what outfits are appropriate and what aren't. By now, one would assume that he'd figure out that anything with zigzag pinstripes or bright pastels would warrant an automatic red flag from Loretta. I do somewhat sympathize with the man though; with so many depressing, conservative black tie cocktail parties it's understandable that he wants some change to break up the stale monotony. Loretta gets the insult and the point.

Official Count:

Leroy - 76
Loretta - 92
Push - 83