September 30, 2009

Leroy diabolically turns the tables on Loretta's plans to spend another day dragging him around the mall. She was all dressed and ready to go store to store, humiliating Leroy by making him carrying her purse and shopping bags as she spent all his hard earned money and then some. However, thanks to the power of the Internet and 21st century e-commerce, Leroy can disappoint Loretta in the comfort of his own home and preemptively spend whatever money Loretta was intending to use for herself. Well played Leroy, you've definitely earned yourself a point.

Official Count:

Leroy - 84
Loretta - 104
Push - 85