September 22, 2009

Wait a minute! There has been a fatal traffic accident and Loretta was not involved in it? What's going on here? Try as I might I can't really find a joke here, just a gruesome story about a tragic accident as told by a cold, indifferent man to an equally apathetic woman. Also Leroy's categorization of the incident as a "murder" may be incorrect, murder would indicate an intent; so unless one of those elderly individuals was intending to kill the other this would most likely be categorized as vehicular manslaughter arising from the negligent operation of a vehicle. Another inconsistency: what is "an old lady who only drives to church on Sundays" doing driving on a Tuesday? Is Leroy covering up for something? For now lets call it a push.

Official Count:

Leroy - 79
Loretta - 101
Push - 85