September 24, 2009

For Leroy's demanding alcohol needs, he turns to a well established local retailer like Post Wine & Spirits off of Jericho Turnpike in Syosset. As terrible as the Lockhorns are, at least they do their best to support local businesses. At the liquor store, Leroy manages to both disgust Loretta with his blatant alcoholism and insult her with a reference to her never ending weight struggles. While alcohol is fat-free, most alcoholic beverages are fairly high in actual calories; so there's also the possibility that on top of everything Leroy is trying to deceive Loretta into thinking alcoholic beverages are diet friendly. A toast to Leroy, who gets today's point.

Official Count:

Leroy - 81
Loretta - 101
Push - 85