Saturday, September 19, 2009

September 19, 2009

Loretta is displaying some excellent form on the greens today. Her well placed joke not only insults Leroy's terrible golfing abilities, but also condemns him for being cheap. It's just a well done insult through and through. Leroy on the links has always been a flush fountain of potential mockery. In addition to his poor golfing skills, his cheapness, Loretta also had the option of making light of his goofy golf attire. Of course along with the bounty of insult opportunities a golf outing provides, Loretta still has to be careful of the main drawback: the fact that Leroy has an an easily accessible bag of metal clubs to wield. Despite the risk, Loretta fiercely forges ahead and is now one point away from hitting the century mark on the year.

Official Count:
Leroy - 79
Loretta - 99
Push - 84

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