September 10, 2009

To paraphrase from the opening passages of Hunter S. Thompson's "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas": "There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than Leroy in the depths of a cough medicine binge". While not as harrowing as the beach scenes of him in his black Speedo, the shot of Leroy in a chemically induced delirium is still a frightening sight. It's almost a moot point to mention that Loretta has more than likily tampered with Leroy's medication for her own amusement. Since Leroy's health insurance plan covers just the house call and not actual medical treatment, all the doctor can do is look on in bored ambivalence. Loretta gets the point.

Official Count:

Leroy - 77
Loretta - 93
Push - 83