Wednesday, September 16, 2009

September 16, 2009

It's not all that surprising that the only time Loretta would ever engage in actual domestic housework would be if it annoyed and irritated Leroy. She has already shown in the past that the only reason she cooks meals is to give Leroy food poisoning. Given Leroy's agonizing reaction, I wouldn't put it past Loretta that she bought (and possibly modified for greater effect) the most shrill, mercilessly irritating model of vacuum available. Of course there's always the chance that Leroy is cringing in pain over the unbearable sound of Loretta's nagging; the shrillest, most irritating sound of them all. Loretta scores the point.

Official Count:

Leroy - 79
Loretta - 97
Push - 83

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