September 7, 2009

Leroy comes up with a clever double entendre to describe the garbage disposal's constant need for repairs. And much like the family automobile, Loretta is primarily to blame for the reoccurring damage. Leroy's digestive track isn't the only thing that has a difficult time processing Loretta's cooking. Where do you think most of those leftover rock hard dinner rolls, leather-like steaks, and gobs of miscellaneous goo go after a meal? There's only so much a modern kitchen appliance can take. As for the poor, grotesquely bowlegged, plumber who is forced to work on Labor Day, he is undoubtedly unimpressed by any of this; as are we. It's a push.

Official Count:

Leroy - 76
Loretta - 91
Push - 83