September 18, 2009

There's nothing like coming home after a strenuous day's work at the office just to have your wife mercilessly belittle the size of your hard earned paycheck. I think these verbal low blows to the pocketbook get to Leroy the most out of all of Loretta's wide range of affronts. It's worse than the shopping sprees, the car accidents, the public comments about his stupidity, the attempted poisonings. With so little in his life to be prideful of, Leroy's meager salary is one of his few sources of personal accomplishment. So it's understandable how upset he gets when Loretta pisses all over it and then immediately goes out to spend it all and then some. It's cold and brutal and it's exactly why Loretta deserves the point.

Official Count:

Leroy - 79
Loretta - 98
Push - 84