September 1, 2009

In the ridiculous, dated world of the Lockhorns, was there any doubt that the mouse would obviously live in a classic arched hole in the wall? Even the vermin that inhabit the Lockhorns' home are trapped in hopelessly outdated stereotypes. Considering how much rat poison Loretta usually puts in her cooking for Leroy, it does seem moot to try and humanely capture the mouse alive. However, I assume the mouse has more sense than Leroy and like all members of the animal kingdom would just avoid Loretta's food based on the unusual color and repugnant odor alone. Leroy still gets the point.

Official Count:

Leroy - 74
Loretta - 91
Push - 79