August 1, 2009

Just as Leroy starts to experience the foreign sensation of personal pride while showing off his various degrees, Loretta deftly sweeps in and belittles him in front of everybody. Loretta's crack is sort of a double whammy. There's the obvious implication that Leroy was a terrible student in school who failed to succeed in any subject, but then by adding that his only skill was avoiding gym class, she's also throwing in a subtle fat joke. A double sized dose of an insult in front of company for maximum damage; this is why Loretta is currently the leader. Another point for Loretta.

Official Count:

Leroy - 66
Loretta - 79
Push - 68