July 31, 2009

It's just another costly day of wasted marriage counseling for the Lockhorns. I think the only reason they even go to Pullman is to find some willing audience for their back and forth sniping. Even with the generous hourly rate he earns, it's obvious that it's a difficult struggle for Pullman to put up with their irritating banter. Today, Leroy is seen bitterly regretting the terrible mistake of his marriage to Loretta; an activity he engages in during most of his waking life. Loretta gets upset and the counselor checks the wall clock for the once again. Leroy scores the point.

Official Count:

Leroy - 66
Loretta - 78
Push - 68