Counselor Pullman may wearily roll his eyes at yet another punchline by Loretta, but when he asks Leroy for his side of the story he'll be shocked and horrified to know that Leroy actually inflicts physical harm to his eardrums to induce temporary deafness so he doesn't have to endure Loretta's shrill whining. He'll then contemplate the futility of his job and wonder if there really is a God in a world with the Lockhorns. Meanwhile, I'm going to give the point to Leroy for going that extra mile in his continuing efforts in ignoring Loretta. Official Count:
Leroy - 69
Loretta - 85
Push - 78
Loretta - 85
Push - 78
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