August 8, 2009

Once again, Loretta masterfully demonstrates a sharp rapier wit that would humble Oscar Wilde. If merely criticizing the age gap between the couple wasn't enough, she throws in that extra turn of phrase that really adds another dimension to her original comment. Of course, to be fair, Loretta does use this line when she sees any happy couple at a party, regardless of age differences. Meanwhile, Leroy can only look on in sad envy as this similarly fat, bald, middle aged slob lives out his bimbo dating dreams in front of his eyes. Push.

Official Count:

Leroy - 67
Loretta - 81
Push - 72